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This is not a story about love… (III)

Dunni and Lashile are dirty liars. It’s not that I’m rude o, I’ll still say hello to you guys. But I just want you to know that those people are exactly the same. Two dirty, stinky, hell bound liars. Now on to more important things. Hello. How are you guys doing? My name is Chinedu…
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This is not a story about love… (II)

Lashile Hello. Ah, I scared you? Relax now. Don’t be afraid. I can see that you’re about to run, but just hold on first and listen to what I have to say. Yes, I am coming to you live from the great beyond. I have heard the atrocious rumours you people have been spreading, and…
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This is not a story about love… (I)

Ibidunni This is not a story about love. I know it’s not what you’re expecting, because who doesn’t love a good love story. But while I would love to distract you from the drabness and mundanity that is your life, I’ve come to share a more riveting tale – at least to me, anyway –…
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Aunty Vicky

My dad came into town yesterday. I had to take the day off work so I could pick him up from the airport and be his personal chauffeur. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. Its just a little annoying that he still has so much control over me, even at the ripe old age…
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EXPENSIVE

There is no kerosene left in the lamp. I told my husband to let us buy one of those solar rechargeable lamps but he said no. It’s too expensive. There are also no more candles in the house. I told Kunle, my husband to let us buy a generator but he said no. It’s too…